I don't usually promise to do anything for love but when i do, I won't do that

I don't usually promise to do anything for love but when i do, I won't do that  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Accidentally get neighbors mail wait till they leave, throw it in their box and run home

Accidentally get neighbors mail wait till they leave, throw it in their box and run home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Lock eyes with instructor during test They think i'm cheating

Lock eyes with instructor during test They think i'm cheating  Paranoid Parrot

"Awwww yeah 4/20" Doesn't know anybody who sells weed

Johnson, I need you to take a letter lie down on that keyboard.

Johnson, I need you to take a letter lie down on that keyboard.  Business Cat

realize you misread price for an expensive item pay for it anyway

realize you misread price for an expensive item pay for it anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Damn, all out of piss better drink the juice from this elephant shit

Damn, all out of piss better drink the juice from this elephant shit  Bear Grylls

accidentally sleep in on 4/20 they all think I'm toking

accidentally sleep in on 4/20 they all think I'm toking  Paranoid Parrot

First date with girl. Scratches her inner thigh. HERPES

First date with girl. Scratches her inner thigh. HERPES  Paranoid Parrot

Bestiality? Is that from Mortal Kombat?

Bestiality? Is that from Mortal Kombat?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino