"ok class, find a partner" odd number of people no lab partner

T-mobile and AT&T got married. I heard the reception was terrible.

T-mobile and AT&T got married.  I heard the reception was terrible.   Lame Pun Coon

lectures fall behind syllabus assigns homework as if it never happened

lectures fall behind syllabus assigns homework as if it never happened  Engineering Professor

"says what he's going to write on the board is extremely important" stands right in front of it the whole time

HOT girl walking towards me Stare at imaginary object straight ahead, forget to blink

HOT girl walking towards me Stare at imaginary object straight ahead, forget to blink  Socially Awkward Penguin

when it rains shit gets wet

when it rains shit gets wet  Observational Owl

hunts deer to save on groceries spends $2700.00 on supplies

hunts deer to save on groceries spends $2700.00 on supplies  Redneck Randal

only middle urinal open use stall instead

only middle urinal open use stall instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Actions speak louder than words. FALSE. The loudest action is to scream.

Actions speak louder than words. FALSE.  
The loudest action is to scream.  Schrute

At the front of the line I am the shit

At the front of the line I am the shit  Socially awesome kindergartener