Cancel all my afternoon appointments There's a moth in my office

Cancel all my afternoon appointments There's a moth in my office  Business Cat

Caught a rape in progress? Take pictures, upload to Facebook

Caught a rape in progress? Take pictures, upload to Facebook  Bad Advice Cat

status: "i'm bored" reposts every single day

status:

you did something your new girlfriend doesnt like? explain how your last girlfriend loved it

you did something your new girlfriend doesnt like? explain how your last girlfriend loved it  Bad Advice Cat

fat people can diet ugly people are fucked

fat people can diet ugly people are fucked  Observational Owl

I'm disappointed when the boys start to develop bad habits like binge drinking

I'm disappointed when the boys 
start to develop bad habits like binge drinking  Harmless Scout Leader

Can't get pregnant? Fake pregnancy and take a baby from a local hospital.

Can't get pregnant? Fake pregnancy and take a baby from a local hospital.  Bad Advice Cat

only assholes see a good meme and don't vote

only assholes see a good meme and don't vote  Observational Owl

The new inventory arrived this morning. That means boxes for everyone!

The new inventory arrived this morning. That means
 boxes for everyone!  Business Cat

Motorboat? Are we going for a ride on the lake?

Motorboat? Are we going for a
ride on the lake?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino