Company's coming? time to shit horribly

Company's coming? time to shit horribly  Horrorcat

Would'st thou escort me down to the Utopian civilization where the vegetation is of green hue and the females are elegant and graceful

Would'st thou escort me down to the Utopian civilization  where the vegetation is of green hue and the females are elegant and graceful  Joseph Ducreux

waiting in line look around pretending to be interested in things

waiting in line look around pretending to be interested in things  Socially Awkward Penguin

claims to support open standards prosecute jailbreaking

claims to support open standards prosecute jailbreaking  Scumbag Steve Jobs

get-together with extended family no one to talk to

get-together with extended family no one to talk to  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gives four assignments all year Never grades them

Gives four assignments all year Never grades them  Humanities Professor

you don't like your senior classes? you should drop out

you don't like your senior classes? you should drop out  Bad Advice Cat

Tell girl you like her... her response "you're funny"

Tell girl you like her... her response

Calls you a loser for having relationship status single She is married to her roommate

Calls you a loser for having relationship status single She is married to her roommate  Annoying Facebook Girl

See an acquaintance walking in front of you that you're not good friends with. Walk slower to avoid contact.

See an acquaintance walking in front of you that you're not good friends with. Walk slower to avoid contact.  Socially Awkward Penguin