require books written by self $100 EACH

require books written by self $100 EACH  Humanities Professor

darth vader still single keeps looking for love in alderaan places

darth vader still single keeps looking for love in alderaan places  Lame Pun Coon

Brain Y U NO think of funny stuff at normal hours?

Brain Y U NO think of funny stuff at normal hours?  Y U No

mention a tv show i dont own a tv

mention a tv show i dont own a tv  Hipster Kitty

they asked me to turn up the heat i burned them alive

they asked me to turn up the heat  i burned them alive  Vengeance Dad

Rush? I can't stand it when my dad listens to that guy in the car

Rush? I can't stand it when my dad listens to that guy in the car  Musically Oblivious 8th Grader

clogged toilet shit in it again anyways

clogged toilet shit in it again anyways  Bad Advice Cat

girlfriend takes her clothes off go to a different room

girlfriend takes her clothes off go to a different room  Bad Advice Cat

Make it to the front row of a concert Constantly afraid of being pulled on stage

Make it to the front row of a concert Constantly afraid of being pulled on stage  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Let's hang out sometime!" SENT THAT BITCH A PICTURE OF MY DICK