I posted a picture of me as hitler and became a meme. Did nazi that coming.

I posted a picture of me as hitler and became a meme. Did nazi that coming.  Sad Hitler Girl

I hate hanging around with stoners. All my friends are baked

I hate hanging around with stoners. All my friends are baked   Sad Hitler Girl

Reach around behind the water bottles to get the ice pack

Reach around  behind the water bottles to get the ice pack  Harmless Scout Leader

read about food give diet advice

read about food give diet advice  Butthurt Dweller

Buy condoms "just in case" Throw out packet because of expiry date

Buy condoms

I'm pitching a tent for the scouts to sleep in tonight

I'm pitching a tent for the scouts to sleep in tonight   Harmless Scout Leader

She says: "I'll only be in the store for a minute." IT'S A TRAP

She says:

pee in shower not even showering

pee in shower not even showering  Foul Bachelor Frog

did you hear about the guy who was addicted to brake fluid? he said he could stop at anytime.

did you hear about the guy who was addicted to brake fluid? he said he could stop at anytime.  Lame Pun Coon

10 minutes into conversation already sharing a sex story

10 minutes into conversation already sharing a sex story  Scumbag Steve