I made little johhny get on his knees to finish tying his shoes in the correct fashion

I made little johhny get on his knees to finish tying his shoes in the correct fashion  Harmless Scout Leader

Read through two years of posts Can't think of a single thing to reply to

Read through two years of posts Can't think of a single thing to reply to  Socially Awkward Penguin

come on dude, ever since you found cod you've been acting like some prawn again christian

come on dude, 
ever since you found cod you've been acting like some 
prawn again christian  Compassionate Shark Friend

One boy begged me to stop on our hike because he needed a rest

One boy begged me to stop on our hike because he needed a rest  Harmless Scout Leader

I don't care what he said i think you are jawesome

I don't care what he said i think you are jawesome  Compassionate Shark Friend

Accidentally call female boss "Mom" Quit job

Accidentally call female boss

condemned to hell take over. storm heaven. Kill god. make the angels take turns sucking your cock.

condemned to hell take over. storm heaven.
Kill god. make the angels take turns sucking your cock.  Insanity Wolf

NO CLEAN UNDERWEAR GO OUT AND BUY MORE RATHER THAN DOING LAUNDRY.

NO CLEAN UNDERWEAR GO OUT AND BUY MORE RATHER THAN DOING LAUNDRY.  Foul Bachelorette Frog

i can touch anyones boobs and they will just smile

i can touch anyones boobs and they will just smile  Serious Baby

I love when the boys blow me away with their loyalty and helpfulness

I love when the boys blow me  away with their loyalty and helpfulness  Harmless Scout Leader