Hello human housemate! I see you've recently had a beautiful child! I have an egg sac here that will soon bear my beautiful children! is that a new lighter?

Hello human housemate! I see you've recently had a beautiful child! I have an egg sac here that will soon bear my beautiful children! is that a new lighter?  Misunderstood Spider

Osama found in abbotabad mansion talk Abbotabad place to hide

Osama found in abbotabad mansion talk Abbotabad place to hide  Lame Pun Coon

Plays his shitty music really loudly leaves room and locks door

Plays his shitty music really loudly leaves room and locks door  Scumbag Steve

Is osama really dead dead or like, tupac dead

Is osama really dead dead or like, tupac dead  Skeptical Hippo

Skip easiest class to study for hardest final Make advice animals in dining hall for 2 hours

Skip easiest class to study for hardest final Make advice animals in dining hall for 2 hours  Procrastination Panda

Hey man, there was a wasp in here but I got him, I know how you hate wasps, and you know I'm always looking out for you-- ...whats the book for

Hey man, there was a wasp in here but I got him, I know how you hate wasps, and you know I'm always looking out for you-- ...whats the book for  Misunderstood Spider

finger pokes through toilet paper while wiping smell

finger pokes through toilet paper while wiping smell  Foul Bachelor Frog

"wanna go out?" "no" "me neither"

I don't always drink beer wait, yes i do

I don't always drink beer wait, yes i do  Redneck Randal

Exam in 2 Hours Go back to bed

Exam in 2 Hours Go back to bed  Courage Wolf