Dad, my baby momma wants to take me to the Maury Show! Is it yours? I don't think so. Practice your dance moves!

Dad, my baby momma wants to take me to the Maury Show! Is it yours? I don't think so. Practice your dance moves!  Stare Dad

"I don't let my little angel watch that smutty mtv channel" "Litte angel" loses virginity at 13

Sees everyones's statuses where they complain Make status complaining about it

Sees everyones's statuses where they complain Make status complaining about it  Annoying Facebook Girl

Has one drink for entire night OMG I was so drunk last night

Has one drink for entire night OMG I was so drunk last night  Annoying Facebook Girl

go on holiday to interesing cultured city 500 photos of hotel room

go on holiday to interesing cultured city 500 photos of hotel room  Annoying Facebook Girl

If you're thinking with portals can you jump right to conclusions?

If you're thinking with portals can you jump right to conclusions?  Philosoraptor

I'm representin' my company at this year's job fair.

I'm representin' my company at this year's job fair.  Successful Black Man

You're in time out? You must've been very naughty.

You're in time out? You must've been very naughty.  Suave Six-Year-Old

I may have to stay home sick tomorrow Cause girl you got a case of cooties I wouldn't mind catching.

I may have to stay home sick tomorrow Cause girl you got a case of cooties I wouldn't mind catching.  Suave Six-Year-Old

Plays music out of speaker on motherboard

Plays music out of speaker on motherboard  Your First Computer