Saw a kidnapping today Decided not to wake him though

Saw a kidnapping today Decided not to wake him though  Lame Pun Coon

All you need is love FALSE. The human body requires a constant intake of nutrients, fluids and oxygen, but not love.

All you need is love FALSE.  
The human body requires a constant intake of nutrients, fluids and oxygen, but not love.  Schrute

Life slowing you down? toss it over your shoulder and run faster

Life slowing you down? toss it over your shoulder and run faster  Courage Wolf

Can't wait to get home. I left a pie cooling on the window sill. I know, it was delicious.

Can't wait to get home. I left a pie cooling on the window sill. I know, it was delicious.  The Rock Driving

Starts Family game night Fun Commercial Recommended it.

Starts Family game night  Fun Commercial  Recommended it.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Pisses Clear Doesnt Flush

Pisses Clear Doesnt Flush  Foul Bachelor Frog

sometimes i dream that i am a flying squirrel...

sometimes i dream that i am a flying squirrel...  Annoying Squirrel

assess health based on size, color and consistency of poops

assess health based on size, color and consistency of poops  Foul Bachelor Frog

I gave your son wood for the birdhouse he's building you

I gave your son wood for the  birdhouse he's building you  Harmless Scout Leader

You better not harm me or else people will think you are a sociopath meh

You better not harm me or else people will think you are a sociopath meh  Annoying Squirrel