DRINKS YOUR LIQUOR PUKES ON YOU

DRINKS YOUR LIQUOR PUKES ON YOU   Scumbag Steve

use the bathroom past midnight don't look in the mirror

use the bathroom past midnight don't look in the mirror  Paranoid Parrot

Ignores your calls and texts "likes" all your posts

Ignores your calls and texts

I don't always run into my classmates on the street But when I do, I ignore the fuck out of them anyway

I don't always run into my classmates on the street  But when I do, I ignore the fuck out of them anyway  The Most Interesting Man In The World

the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. false. it's through the sternum

the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. false.
it's through the sternum  Schrute

Learn how to play romantic compositions on the piano Never gets to play them for anyone.

Learn how to play romantic compositions on the piano Never gets to play them for anyone.  Forever Alone

Less than 3? Why not greater than 3?

Less than 3? Why not greater than 3?  High Expectations Asian Father

Turn computer on Find something to do for 10 minutes

Turn computer on Find something to do for 10 minutes  Your First Computer

i know what it's like to be a hated minority my great grandmother was irish

i know what it's like to be a hated minority my great grandmother was irish  Butthurt Dweller

morning wood its going to be a great day

morning wood its going to be a great day  Foul Bachelor Frog