All men are created equal FALSE. explain midgets.

All men are created equal FALSE.  
explain midgets.  Schrute

Lectures a teenager on swearing not her kid

Lectures a teenager on swearing not her kid  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Install DOS Game at age 10 Career trajectory locked in

Install DOS Game
at age 10 Career trajectory locked in  Your First Computer

Hey guys did you hear? They killed Osama Bin Laden

Hey guys did you hear? They killed Osama Bin Laden  Slowpoke

I don't need to listen to a pediatrician I've had a child

I don't need to listen to a pediatrician I've had a child  Sheltering Suburban Mom

A Jew, an Irishman, a Chinaman, a Black, and a Homosexual walk into a bar The bartender says "Get the fuck out of here"

A Jew, an Irishman, a Chinaman, a Black, and a Homosexual walk into a bar The bartender says

Catches son smoking a cigarette Rehab

Catches son smoking a cigarette Rehab  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Last one standing? why not first one standing?

Last one standing? why not first one standing?  High Expectations Asian Father

open one program put foot on computer to stop uncontrollable vibrations and muffle high pitched screaming

open one program put foot on computer to stop uncontrollable vibrations and muffle high pitched screaming  Your First Computer

I don't always pur in your lap but when I do, you're on the john

I don't always pur in your lap but when I do, you're on the john  The Most Interesting Cat in the World