Loves her suburbs fine dining Chilis, olive garden, Fridays, red robin

Loves her suburbs fine dining Chilis, olive garden, Fridays, red robin  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Didn't hear comment "Ha, yeah"

Didn't hear comment

i don't always play with yarn but when i do, it's fucking adorable

i don't always play with yarn but when i do, it's fucking adorable  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

you know, you just can't get decent XL condoms. they're all too big for you?

you know, you just can't
get decent XL condoms. they're all too big for you?  Inception

Poor people just need to work harder never worked in her life

Poor people just need to work harder never worked in her life  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I don't always have great ideas But when I do, I post them on reddit at 4am and nobody notices it

I don't always have great ideas But when I do, I post them on reddit at 4am and nobody notices it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

At camp, i destroy butts 24-7 as part of an anti-tobacco campaign.

At camp, i destroy butts 24-7 as part of an anti-tobacco campaign.  Harmless Scout Leader

Have to piss in public restroom use stall incase murderer comes in,will last a few seconds longer than everyone else

Have to piss in public restroom use stall incase murderer comes in,will last a few seconds longer than everyone else  Paranoid Parrot

I don't always want to go outside. But when I do I want to come back inside after 2 minutes

I don't always want to go outside. But when I do I want to come back inside after 2 minutes  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Between the kids and the house there's just no time for myself has nanny and maid

Between the kids and the house there's just no time for myself has nanny and maid  Sheltering Suburban Mom