what do you call a drunk blonde? a cab

what do you call a drunk blonde? a cab  Anti-Joke Chicken

Barber is fucking up your hair say nothing

Barber is fucking up your hair say nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking with two friends on sidewalk always end up behind

Walking with two friends on  sidewalk always end up behind  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tell Friends about socially awkward penguin no one laughs

Tell Friends about socially awkward penguin no one laughs  Socially Awkward Penguin

has the worlds best graphics card Only plays solitare

has the worlds best graphics card Only plays solitare  Tech Impaired Duck

Your blood type isn't A positive? You aren't my child.

Your blood type isn't A positive? You aren't my child.  High Expectations Asian Father

Go to garage sale Pay asking price for everything

Go to garage sale Pay asking price for everything  Socially Awkward Penguin

Buy 2 iphones FaceTime yourself

Buy 2 iphones FaceTime yourself   Forever Alone

your son really helped me blow my load of inflatable rafts up for our fishing trip

your son really helped me blow my load of inflatable rafts up for our fishing trip  Harmless Scout Leader

Grab the shaft and go up and down like this - That's how a plunger unclogs a drain

Grab the shaft and go up and down like this - That's how a plunger unclogs a drain  Harmless Scout Leader