Teacher calls name on roll has prepared for this moment for the past ten minutes

Teacher calls name on roll has prepared for this moment for the past ten minutes   Socially Awkward Penguin

i don't always suck my own dick but when i do, it's in the middle of the room and when you have guests

i don't always suck my own dick but when i do, it's in the middle of the room and when you have guests  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

You get job with c-span why not a-span?

You get job with 
c-span why not a-span?  High Expectations Asian Father

You want to play guitar? Turn it sideways, make violin

You want to play guitar? Turn it sideways, make violin  High Expectations Asian Father

hermione, hurting you is the last thing i want to do yeah? but it is still on the list

hermione, hurting you is the last  thing i want to do yeah? but it is still on the list  Horny Harry

Girl texts me a winky face I'm getting laid tonight

Girl texts me a winky face I'm getting laid tonight  Socially Overconfident Penguin

post philosophical quote in an attempt to look smart wrong form of you're

post philosophical quote in an attempt to look smart wrong form of you're  Annoying Facebook Girl

forever alone flash mob?! not invited.

forever alone flash mob?! not invited.   Forever Alone

what gets you goin more than anything? well, winking kind of turns me on..

what gets you goin more than anything? well, winking kind of turns me on..  Inception

I was an atheist before god didn't exist

I was an atheist before god didn't exist  Hipster Kitty