Taking loud crap in bathroom, someone walks in Wait till they walk out so they can't see who you are

Taking loud crap in bathroom, someone walks in  Wait till they walk out so they can't see who you are  Socially Awkward Penguin

I'm an ex-con- Gressman

I'm an ex-con- Gressman  Successful Black Man

Makes gambling a sin Punishes most devoted follower to win bet with satan

Makes gambling a sin Punishes most devoted follower to win bet with satan  Advice God

i don't always come when you call me in fact, i never really do

i don't always come when you call me in fact, i never really do  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Glance at person in car next to you THEY'RE ALREADY STARING AT YOU

Glance at person in car next to you THEY'RE ALREADY STARING AT YOU  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes sensible rules Exaggerating them for karma on reddit is her kids only form of rebellion

Makes sensible rules Exaggerating them for karma on reddit is her kids only form of rebellion  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'm gonna cut you A deal on your office supplies that our competitors can't beat.

I'm gonna cut you A deal on your office supplies that our competitors can't beat.  Successful Black Man

Why did Sheltering Suburban Mom cross the road? to have an affair with her neighbor

Why did Sheltering Suburban Mom cross the road? to have an affair with her neighbor  Anti-Joke Chicken

If it wasn't for facebook Nobody would remember my birthday...

If it wasn't for facebook Nobody would remember my birthday...  Forever Alone

Walks into class early, only teacher is there get laid

Walks into class early, only teacher is there get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin