I never wear condoms

I never wear condoms   Forever Alone

"happy birthday" facebook wallposts Social Event of the Year

get a text don't check it for a while so i have something to look forward to

get a text don't check it for a while so i have something to look forward to  Forever Alone

Start Sheltering suburban mother meme people appreciate how reasonable their own mothers were

Start Sheltering suburban mother meme people appreciate how reasonable their own mothers were  Helpful Tyler Durden

have to read writing out-loud in creative writing class Drop & find new creative outlet

have to read writing out-loud in creative writing class Drop & find new creative outlet  Socially Awkward Penguin

If you laugh at an anti-joke chicken Has the chicken failed to accomplish its stated goal?

If you laugh at an anti-joke chicken Has the chicken failed to accomplish its stated goal?  Philosoraptor

i videotaped the kids holding their cocks, piglets, and other farm animals they adopted for the weekend.

i videotaped the kids  holding their cocks, piglets, and other farm animals they adopted for the weekend.  Harmless Scout Leader

Daddy my penis is hard!! go in your room and turn off the lights but but... why? Its game time baby

Daddy my penis is hard!! go in your room and turn off the lights but but... why? Its game time baby  Stare Dad

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Still a deer. The absence of eyes doesn't change the animal's species.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Still a deer.  The absence of eyes doesn't change the animal's species.  Schrute

Business cat getting too popular Buy his company

Business cat getting too popular Buy his company  Rich Raven