Gets busted for shoplifting facebook status: "fuck da police!"

Gets busted for shoplifting facebook status:

Everyone Cheats at Minecraft I only mine with my fists

Everyone Cheats at Minecraft I only mine with my fists  Hipster Kitty

start to skid on icy road turn up the radio

start to skid on         icy road turn up the radio  Insanity Wolf

Sweet Bong Can I hit it? It was broke when you gave it to me

Sweet Bong Can I hit it? It was broke when you gave it to me  Scumbag Steve

I don't always lay down on your chest but when I do, you were just about to roll over

I don't always lay down on your chest but when I do, you were just about to roll over  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

If you try to fail, and succeed which have you done?

If you try to fail, and succeed which have you done?  Philosoraptor

Now they're saying cigarettes can cause cancer of the colon. I'm always very careful to put them in my mouth

Now they're saying cigarettes can cause cancer of the colon.  I'm always very careful to put them in my mouth  Inception

Abbreviation or word with the letter C Why not abbreviation or word with the letter A?

Abbreviation or word with the letter C Why not abbreviation or word with the letter A?  High Expectations Asian Father

Doesn't have a job or go to school Complains if things aren't marked NSFW

Doesn't have a job or go to school Complains if things aren't marked NSFW  Butthurt Dweller

Rob a member of the Klu Klux Klan near a black cop Make him reconsider his prejudices

Rob a member of the Klu Klux Klan near a black cop Make him reconsider his prejudices   Helpful Tyler Durden