Sleeps on your couch makes breakfast

Sleeps on your couch makes breakfast  Good Guy Greg

i made your mom come you could at least make me breakfast

i made your mom come you could at least make me breakfast  Courage Wolf

Creates two sexes Puts you in the wrong one

Creates two sexes Puts you in the wrong one  Advice God

jehovas witnesses? please! come in!

jehovas witnesses? please! come in!  Forever Alone

"Hacks" boyfriends facebook New status "Lol i have the best girlfriend ever <33333"

real life: cant find socks that match video game life: finds every rare item

real life: cant find socks that match video game life: finds every rare item   Butthurt Dweller

No one knows the day or hour of my return Except a senile old man who was wrong about this before

No one knows the day or hour of my return
 Except a senile old man who was wrong about this before  Advice God

Girl puts her head on your shoulder Don't move. Don't even breath.

Girl puts her head on your shoulder Don't move. Don't even breath.  Socially Awkward Penguin

If i hate the police why do i love watching "cops"

If i hate the police why do i love watching

Borrows $5 pays back $10

Borrows $5 pays back $10  Good Guy Greg