If the devil punishes the all the evil people Doesn't that make him the good guy?

If the devil punishes the all the evil people Doesn't that make him the good guy?  Philosoraptor

He said the bitch is pregnant I thanked the veterinarian and took my dog home

He said the bitch is pregnant I thanked the veterinarian and took my dog home  Successful Black Man

Phone rings in library doesn't recognize own ringtone

Phone rings in library doesn't recognize own ringtone  Forever Alone

Says "no sex before marriage" has his only son out of wedlock

Says

Just the sound of the air conditioner? I'm sure that's what you'd like to believe...

Just the sound of the air conditioner? I'm sure that's what you'd like to believe...  Horrifying Houseguest

Don't mind me... I can see you just fine, from behind the shower curtain.

Don't mind me... I can see you just fine, from behind the shower curtain.  Horrifying Houseguest

I lost a no fap contest Before it was cool to lose no fap contests

I lost a no fap contest Before it was cool to lose no fap contests  Hipster Seinfeld

I have an open door policy You leave it open, I run out

I have an open door policy You leave it open, I run out   Business Cat

Drop a class. Avoid professor around campus.

Drop a class. Avoid professor around campus.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dad, my balloon popped!!! Why do you think you're here? What? Rubber breaks.

Dad, my balloon popped!!! Why do you think you're here? What?
 Rubber breaks.  Stare Dad