Dad I got in a fight today at school! Did you win? No. Get my belt!

Dad I got in a fight today at school! Did you win? No. Get my belt!  Stare Dad

"Edit: I didn't expect so many upvotes!" Let me help you meet your expectations

sock so full of cum it stops absorbing semen achievement unlocked

sock so full of cum it stops absorbing semen achievement unlocked  Foul Bachelor Frog

Can hear people talking while in the bathroom They can hear me poop

Can hear people talking while in the bathroom They can hear me poop  Socially Awkward Penguin

"omg i hate my life!!1" Has friends, loving family and a roof over her head

If you shoot a bad round of golf... Can you still call it subpar?

If you shoot a bad round of golf... Can you still call it subpar?  Philosoraptor

i only hang out w/guys -- girls are so catty & dramatic is the catty/dramatic girl the cool chicks won't hang out with

i only hang out w/guys -- girls are so catty & dramatic is the catty/dramatic girl the cool chicks won't hang out with  Annoying Facebook Girl

Usually a good tipper Doesn't tip because doesn't want staff to sing

Usually a good tipper Doesn't tip because doesn't want staff to sing  Socially Awkward Penguin

girlfriend brings over new boyfriend don't show them you are jealous

girlfriend brings over new boyfriend don't show them you are jealous  Sanity Wolf

not sure if have to fart or diarrhea

not sure if have to fart or diarrhea  Futurama Fry