jump into pool at night, alone get the fuck out because there is a shark. Repeat.

jump into pool at night, alone get the fuck out because there is a shark.  Repeat.  Paranoid Parrot

. . . mayonnaise.

 . . . mayonnaise.  Sad Keanu

Passenger sitting shotgun gets dropped off Remains in back seat

Passenger sitting shotgun gets dropped off Remains in back seat  Socially Awkward Penguin

I DONT ALWAYS TEXT GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO, I OVERUSE SMILEYS

I DONT ALWAYS TEXT GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO, I OVERUSE SMILEYS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Writes college research essay "Why marijuana should be legalized"

Writes college research essay

Leave a comment Afraid to check responses

Leave a comment Afraid to check responses  Socially Awkward Penguin

Watch movie with parents fap to murder scene

Watch movie with parents fap to murder scene  Insanity Wolf

BUTTERCUP Y U BUILD ME UP?

BUTTERCUP Y U BUILD ME UP?  Y U No

notices a restaurant closes in 5 minutes doesn't go in

notices a restaurant closes in 5 minutes doesn't go in  Good Guy Greg

Have you seen the karate kid? I love Mr. Miyagi I can't remember, what does he look like?

Have you seen the karate kid? 
I love Mr. Miyagi I can't remember, what does he look like?   Inception