"Where'd you get so many upvotes?" Uhhh...Internet?

this "love" intrigues me teach me to fake it!

this

Sees comment "See you on the front page" Wish I could say the same for you

Sees comment

Fell in love with a girl she is lesbian

Fell in love with a girl she is lesbian  Socially Awkward Penguin

"le" fuck you

Forever alone... why not zoidberg?

Forever alone... why not zoidberg?  Futurama Zoidberg

says he'll bring back the troops "j/k"

says he'll bring back the troops

posts picture with obvious cleavage "omg stop commenting about my boobs"

posts picture with obvious cleavage

Is ripped, and has a six pack keeps his shirt on

Is ripped, and has a six pack keeps his shirt on  Good Guy Greg

parents give her a car complains to carless friend about the color

parents give her a car complains to carless friend about the color  Sheltered Suburban Kid