overly manly man

You finally grew some facial hair? I won a chest hair contest at the age of 14

You finally grew some facial hair?  I won a chest  hair contest at the age of 14  overly manly man

Gets pulled over by a cop lets him off with a warning

Gets pulled over by a cop lets him off with a warning  overly manly man

Chuck Norris? You mean the bearded bitch who does my laundry.

Chuck Norris?  You mean the bearded bitch who does my laundry.  overly manly man

How did I grow such an awesome mustache? I quit being a little girl and grew a goddamn mustache.

How did I grow such an awesome mustache? I quit being a little girl and grew a goddamn mustache.  overly manly man

Legos? You mean my carpet?

Legos? You mean my carpet?  overly manly man

Salad? It's what food eats to become food

Salad? It's what food eats to become food  overly manly man

Instruction manual? You mean the manufacturers opinion

Instruction manual?  You mean the manufacturers opinion  overly manly man

Pre workout? you mean cigarettes

Pre workout? you mean cigarettes  overly manly man

What salad do i want with my steak? Another steak

What salad do i want with my steak? Another steak   overly manly man

Spinach? If I want iron, I'll eat iron

Spinach? If I want iron, I'll eat iron  overly manly man