overly manly man

Gets axe stuck in leg "Pass the duct tape and paper towels, I'm not done"

Gets axe stuck in leg

Gets pulled over by cop Lets cop off with a warning.

Gets pulled over by cop Lets cop off with a warning.  overly manly man

Morning Wood? You mean my wife's alarm clock

Morning Wood? You mean my wife's alarm clock  overly manly man

nicotine patches? You mean bitch stickers?

nicotine patches? You mean bitch stickers?  overly manly man

Me: "One sec, I have to grab my scarf" Dad: "You mean your beard?"

Me:

Wire strippers? You mean my finger nails?

Wire strippers?  You mean my finger nails?  overly manly man

Accidentally hits thumb with hammer drills hole to relieve pressure

Accidentally hits thumb with hammer drills hole to relieve pressure  overly manly man

children? You mean fuck trophies?

children? You mean fuck trophies?  overly manly man

Wears protective cup For the safety of others

Wears protective cup For the safety of others  overly manly man

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket?

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket?  overly manly man