overly manly man

Vandy Doom!!!

DIDNT READ THE REPORT? BEND OVER, SIR!! overly manly man

Got stuff for pre-test?

GOT STUFF FOR PRE-TEST?  BRING IT! overly manly man

Men Have feelings too!

MEN HAVE FEELINGS TOO...THINGS A MAN SHOULD RECEIVE FROM A WOMAN... A TOOL BELT, HAMMER, NAILS AND ALL THE CREDIT CARD BILLS.  overly manly man

Rocks? Surely not!

ROCKS?  SURELY YOU MEAN PEBBLES overly manly man

SNAKES ALIVE

WATCH OUT SNAKE STEVE WILL SORT YOU OUT! overly manly man

Diets are for wimps!

CARBS? YOU MEAN DELICIOUS POINTS!! overly manly man

I don't want to make a funny title.

 MANLINESS!! overly manly man

If you know what's good for you

PARAPHRASING WITHOUT A CITATION IS PLAGIARISM  I'LL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENTLY  overly manly man

You have a sprained ankle?

YOU HAVE A SPRAINED ANKLE? WRAP IT IN A RAG AND GET BACK IN THE RING overly manly man

You took 2 minutes of my cigarette time.

YOU TOOK 2 MINUTES OF MY CIGARETTE TIME LET'S BATTLE overly manly man