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Trusthworthy ghoul!

I WILL MAKE EVERYONE THINK I'M HUMAN THEN EAT THEM Evil Plotting Raccoon

The Strike of a 1,000 Raccons!

WE HAVE FRIGHTENED THE SUBURBAN FAMLY!  NOW THERES NO ONE TO STOP US FROM  GETTING INTO THE TRASH CONTAINERS AND EATING THEIR GARBAGE! HA HA! Evil Plotting Raccoon

Get ready

I'M COMING... FOR YOUR CAT. WATCH OUT. Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY... YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO...

  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY... YU AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO...

  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY ... YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!!!

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Oh One last Chance

PLEASE PRETTY PLEAASE Evil Plotting Raccoon

EVIL RACOOON

MUA HA HA HA HA  ALL YOUR GARBAGE WILL BE MINE Evil Plotting Raccoon

Raccoon Confessions

 I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO OPEN HOUSES BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FOR THE FREE COOKIES! Evil Plotting Raccoon

Evil Crossfit Coach

CREATE SIMPLE LOOKING LUNGE-PRESS/SPRINT COUPLET EVERYONE WILL UNDERESTIMATE IT AND WILL CURSE MY BRILLIANCE Evil Plotting Raccoon