drunk baby

Love those Cubbies.

AND I SAID SURE I'LL ROOT FOR THE CUBS.. AND THEN THE MONKIES FLEW OUT MY ASS! TRUTH drunk baby

Gimme a cold one

BEER ME drunk baby

Proof of Causation

I YOOSHED TA DRINK MILK BUT THEN I HADSH TA READ THROUGH A MILLION PAGESH OF THE SHINDELL V. ABBOTT LABRATOREESH DESHISHIN FOR TORTSH drunk baby

HOES BELONG IN A GARDEN

ALL I'M SAYIN IS HOES BELONG IN A GARDEN drunk baby

Got hot wasted af,

GOT HOT WASTED AS FUCK,  PARENTS CAUGHT ME WHILE I PISS ON THE TABLE drunk baby

my son is a fag

ME WHEN I'M TELLING THE WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD  HIS SON IS A FAGGOT drunk baby

This is me when I was 1 yrs old.

  drunk baby

FELIZ CUMPLE!

ERES LO MEJOR SOBRINA..HIC! ..HIC! FELIZ CUMPLEANOS! drunk baby

Nao baias ao medico

NAO BAIAS AO MEDICO drunk baby

Death swing

...AND THEN GRANDMA SUSAN PUT ME IN THE DEATHTRAP JUMPER NOW I'M SUING HER FOR MENTAL ANGUISH drunk baby