drunk baby

Cut you

HEY ELF, ONE MORE WORD AND I WILL CUT YOU! drunk baby

Fuck off elf

HEY ELF FUCK OFF! drunk baby

Elf 1

HEY ELF, FUCK OFF drunk baby

Let's drown ourselves in alcohol

LET'S DROWN OURSELVES IN ALCOHOL... WELCOME, MEMORY LOSS, WELCOME! drunk baby

Matty B

I SWEAR THIS AIN'T MY FIRST BEER drunk baby

I hope you realize that

40% OF ALL WOMEN TAKE DRUGS FOR MENTAL CONDITIONS THAT MEANS THAT 60% ARE RUNNING AROUND UNMEDICATED drunk baby

Looks like Tom Brady after losing to the BRONCOS!

  drunk baby

DRINK UP BITCHES!

MY CAR CAN DRIVE ITSELF? WELL, DRINK UP BITCHES! drunk baby

I know all about winning

  drunk baby

I bet you...

I BET YOU 110% THIS WAS BEER drunk baby