Youre gonna have a bad time

super bad time

IF YOU HAVE AN EXTRA CHROMOSOME YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

Bad Vikings

IF YOU ARE EXPECTING A VIKINGS WIN ON MONDAY NIGHT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

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IF YOU LEAVE PATRICK MARLEAU WIDE OPEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

JOkes on you

IF YOU NEVER GET ALYSSA A SUITABLE PRESENT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

Big Buck, Bad Time

IF YOU THINK YOU'LL SEE A BIG BUCK ON THE GAME CAMERA YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

Command line

IF YOU'RE AFRAID OF THE COMMAND LINE AROUND HERE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

Starting a metal band

IF YOU'RE STARTING A METAL BAND FOR FAME AND FORTUNE, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

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IF YOU GET OC SPRAYED CHANCES ARE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

engineering student

IF YOU'RE AN ENGINEERING MAJOR AND DON'T LIKE BEING AT SCHOOL PAST 9PM YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME! Youre gonna have a bad time

DOUBLE DROP

IF YOU DONT DOUBLE DROP YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time