Youre gonna have a bad time

What every Crossfit coach sounds like.

IF YOU DON'T GET FULL RANGE OF MOTION YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME. Youre gonna have a bad time

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IF YOU USE SOMEQUERYABLEDATA .CONTAINS(ELEM) IN A WHERE CLAUSE OF ANOTHER QUARYABLE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

driving on the first day of snow

       IF YOU'RE DRIVING TODAY              YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD DAY Youre gonna have a bad time

Girls of gone wild who Show their face.

EVENTUALLY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

My opinion on sexism

IF YOU MAKE GENERALIZATIONS ABOUT A WHOLE GENDER YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

BAD TIMEEE

IF YOU CAME HERE WONDERING WHAT TIME PRACTICE IS AT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

Chocobrownie pant-shake

IF YOU TRY TO HOLD IN A FART THROUGH A 1-HOUR YOGA CLASS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

If you don't have 1800 expertise, you're gonna have a bad time.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE AT LEAST 1,800 EXPERTISE, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME. Youre gonna have a bad time

ESCALATING WATCH PRICES

IF YOU BROWSE 2007 WATCH PRICES YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

Global Crash

IF YOU SHORT OUT THE TSS AND IT CAUSES A GLOBAL CRASH YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time