Youre gonna have a bad time

Firestarter Advice

IF YOU PUT AN XL IN A FIRESTARTER YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

If you are going to walk behind parked cars with reverse lights on

IF YOU ARE GOING TO WALK BEHIND CARS WITH REVERSE LIGHTS ON YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

eating Mexican food late

IF YOU EAT SPICY FOOD AT BED TIME YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD NIGHT Youre gonna have a bad time

The Floozies - You're Gonna Have A Bad Time

IF YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO   THE FLOOZIES YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

SFL infighting

IF YOU WENT TO ISFLC TO AVOID INFIGHTING YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

DUMB FUCKS

IF YOU THINK RAND CARES MORE ABOUT RESTORING LIBERTY THAN ADVANCING HIS OWN CAREER YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

fuck your title

IF YOU DECIDE TO DRINK ON THURSDAY INSTEAD OF EXPLORE THE MISSILE SILO YOU'RE GUNNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

Food From Rush Event Bad Time

IF YOU TRY TO TAKE FOOD FROM THE RUSH EVENT  YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

Web dev on a production server

IF YOU DO YOUR DEV ON A PRODUCTION SERVER YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

Econ fallacies

IF YOU THINK THE DISCOUNT FACTOR GOES IN THE BUDGET CONSTRAINT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time