Youre gonna have a bad time

just dont

IF YOU GO TO XBOX.COM EXPECTING INFORMATION ON UPCOMING GAMES YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

tappan zee

IF YOU WALK ACROSS THE TAPPAN ZEE BRIDGE AT 2:30AM YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

tapan zee

IF YOU WALK ACROSS THE TAPPAN ZEE BRIDGE AT 2:30AM YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

PARADE jjkbkjbjk

IF YOU LIGHT UP AT THE PARADE  YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

alibab ipo

IF YOU THINK BUYING YAHOO STOCKS BEFORE ALIBABA GOES PUBLIC WILL MAKE YOU RICH YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

SPEEDING ON DOUBLE DEMERITS

SPEEDING ON DOUBLE DEMERITS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME! Youre gonna have a bad time

Games ARE FUN

UNLESS YOU WERE OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

Life in color

IF YOU BRING YOUR PHONE TO A PAINT PARTY  YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME.  Youre gonna have a bad time

It happens

IF YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT COPS TO ANOTHER COP WITH NO BASIS FOR THE COMPLAINT  YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

gonna have a totally bad time

IF YOU THINK THE ONION WEBSITE HAS FACTUAL ARTICLES YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time