Vengeance Dad

DIAPER MAYHEM

SHE SAID I COULDN'T WEAR A DIAPER SO I MURDERED MY WHOLE FAMILY AND BURIED THEM IN A UNDISCLOSED FIELD IN MAINE Vengeance Dad

dady is angry

MY FAMILY TOLD ME THAT I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME MAKING A COFFEE BUT IT TOOK ME NOTHING TO MAKE THEM A BUNCH OF

Nerd vengence

YOU DESTROYED MY MINECRAFT HOUSE? I GONNA BURN YOUR REAL HOUSE Vengeance Dad

Pushing up daisies

SHE SAID THE GARDEN NEEDED FERTILIZER HER ROSES ARE LOOKING BIGGER ALREADY Vengeance Dad

Visiting Grandma

THEY SAID THEY WISHED THEY COULD HAVE MET GRANDMA NOW THEY CAN Vengeance Dad

Happy birthday Merica!

JULY 4 PSA: JUST BECAUSE OLD NAVY SELLS SHIRTS IN EVERONES SIZE DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD BUY THE ENTIRE FAMILY A FLAG SHIRT THEN TAKE AN AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTO IN THEM. Vengeance Dad

Marketing Genius

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERICA! BE PREPARED FOR THE MASSES IN OLD NAVY FLAG SHIRTS. Vengeance Dad

Crows Beat the Power

CROWS BEAT THE POWER  NOW I CAN LET THEM OUT THE BASEMENT  Vengeance Dad

USMNT

THEY INSISTED BELGIUM WASN'T THE ENEMY I INSISTED THEY VISIT THE BASEMENT Vengeance Dad

cREME EGG ON LEFF

I WILL RAPE YOU AND THEN MY WHOLE FAMILY Vengeance Dad