Vengeance Dad

BURIED ALIVE

SHE TOLD ME TO SHAVE MY MUSTACHE I TOLD HER TO STOP SCREAMING WHILE I BURIED HER Vengeance Dad

BURN BITCH

I WALKED IN ON HER WITH ANOTHER MAN THEY LOOK GREAT IN MY FURNACE Vengeance Dad

WITHOUT A HEAD

SHE TOLD ME THAT I LOOK SILLY IN GLASSES I TOLD HER SHE LOOKS SILLY WITHOUT A HEAD Vengeance Dad

preferred queue

THEY DIDN'T LEAVE A MESSAGE I DIDN'T LEAVE ANY SURVIVORS Vengeance Dad

Sc fun review

I WILL THINK ABOUT SOUTH CENTRAL LONG AFTER THE REVIEW Vengeance Dad

1960s and 70s snark fest

THEY LAUGHED AT MY SNARKY COMMENTS.... I LAUGHED AT THEIR SCREAMS..... Vengeance Dad

NO ZOO

THEY TOOK ME TO THE ZOO FOR MY BIRTHDAY I TOOK THEM TO AN INCINERATOR  Vengeance Dad

NO SKITTLES

SHE WOULDN'T LET ME EAT SKITTLES FOR DINNER SO I SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE  Vengeance Dad

BASEMENT FAMILY

I LOVE MY FAMILY SO MUCH THAT'S WHY I KEEP THEIR BODIES IN THE BASEMENT Vengeance Dad

AFRAID OF DEATH

I'M NOT AFRAID OF DEATH AND NOW MY FAMILY ISN'T EITHER Vengeance Dad