Unimpressed Astronaut

So, Jesus walked on water? That's cool

So, Jesus walked on water? That's cool  Unimpressed Astronaut

Your Phone has more computing power than apollo 11? It must make your trips to the moon much easier

Your Phone has more computing power than apollo 11? It must make your trips to the moon much easier  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you spent 6 weeks abroad in europe? That's nice.

Oh, you spent 6 weeks abroad in europe? That's nice.  Unimpressed Astronaut

A Mexican that's not almost there

MEXICANS BE LIKE I'M FIVE MINUTES AWAY Unimpressed Astronaut

No bread and milk?

THE STORE IS OUT OF BREAD AND MILK? THAT IS REALLY A SERIOUS PROBLEM ! Unimpressed Astronaut

Hun space

HEY HUN  Unimpressed Astronaut

California Road Trip

2,751 MILES IN 5 DAYS THATS IMPRESSIVE Unimpressed Astronaut

Bread and Milk in Space

GOTTA GET THE BREAD AND THE MILK Unimpressed Astronaut

When You Got A Warrant For Child Support

MOMMA,I GOT A NEW ADDRESS... THEY WILL NEVER FIND OUT WHERE I LIVE NOW. Unimpressed Astronaut

When You Got A Warrant For Child Support

MOMMA,I GOT A NEW ADDRESS THEY WILL NEVER FIND ME HERE. Unimpressed Astronaut