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She's Really Thinking 14

EGG SALAD SANDWICH IN CLASS?  I HOPE YOUR KIDS MARRY THEIR COUSINS.  Unhelpful High School Teacher

She's Thinking 13

ALL OF YOU SMELL LIKE  MONSTER, ADDERALL AND YOUR PARENTS SHATTERED DREAMS.  Unhelpful High School Teacher

She's Actually Thinking 12

YOU SHOWED UP LATE TO CLASS? I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL, ASSHOLE.  Unhelpful High School Teacher

What She's Thinking 10

OH, YOU DIDN'T DO TODAY'S READING?  YOU'RE ACTUALLY LESS USEFUL THAN A DUDE AT A FEIST CONCERT. Unhelpful High School Teacher

She's Really Thinking 9

YOU KIDS ACTUALLY LISTEN TO DRAKE?  HE'S AWFUL.  Unhelpful High School Teacher

She's Really Thinking 9

IF YOU SEE ME CRYING DURING OFFICE HOURS, DON'T FREAK OUT.  YOUR PEERS' LACK OF BRAINS JUST MAKES ME SAD. Unhelpful High School Teacher

She's Really Thinking 8

ONCE AGAIN, MY FATHER WAS RIGHT. I SHOULD'VE GONE TO BUSINESS SCHOOL. Unhelpful High School Teacher

She's Really Thinking 7

IT'S A COMMA, NOT F##KING ROCKET SCIENCE, FOLKS. Unhelpful High School Teacher

She's Really Thinking 6

I KNOW YOU POST A SAD-FACE SELFIE BEFORE EVERY SINGLE CLASS. I DO, TOO.   Unhelpful High School Teacher

She's Really Thinking 5

HEY POPULAR COUPLE,  LOVE IS DEAD. YOU'LL SPLIT UP BY HOMECOMING.  Unhelpful High School Teacher