Unhelpful High School Teacher

A typical problem across many high schools this week

OH, SO THERE'S A HOME FOOTBALL GAME THIS THURSDAY NIGHT AT 7 P.M. BECAUSE OF THE JEWISH HOLIDAY, ASSIGNS TEST ON THE DAY AFTER THE GAME. Unhelpful High School Teacher

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I SOLD ILLEGAL FIREARMS ON CRAIGSLIST TO PAY FOR MY MASTER'S DEGREE Unhelpful High School Teacher

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HEY POPULAR CLASS COUPLE, LOVE IS DEAD. YOU WILL BREAK UP BY WINTER FORMAL. Unhelpful High School Teacher

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SERIOUSLY, DRAKE?  GET A DE LA SOUL CD AND LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT MUSIC. Unhelpful High School Teacher

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THIS CLASS SMELLS  LIKE RED BULL, AXE BODY SPRAY, AND YOUR PARENTS' DYING DREAMS THAT YOU WILL GET JOBS. Unhelpful High School Teacher

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OH, YOU DIDN'T DO TODAY'S READING? YOU'RE ABOUT AS USEFUL AS A STRAIGHT DUDE AT A TEGAN & SARA CONCERT. Unhelpful High School Teacher

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I AM THREE BAD DECISIONS AWAY  FROM DATING PROFESSOR SHERMAN AND HIS PSORIASIS. Unhelpful High School Teacher

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I'M 97% SURE THAT I WILL CRY MYSELF SLEEP TONIGHT.  Unhelpful High School Teacher

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I CRY A LOT. BECAUSE OF YOU.  Unhelpful High School Teacher

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I SOLD GUNS ON CRAIGSLIST  TO PAY FOR MY MASTER'S DEGREE Unhelpful High School Teacher