Tough Spongebob

Patrick be like

HOLD UP... HOLD MY PHONE!! Tough Spongebob

that stupid moment u try to give a cat a bath

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, I GAVE MY CAT A BATH LAST NIGHT AND HE ONLY TRIED TO MURDER ME 27 TIMES Tough Spongebob

IM NOT INTRESTED

..YA YA YA  VERY INTRSTING Tough Spongebob

I thought I was more grown up than this

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, I GOT A FLU SHOT TODAY AND I ONLY CRIED FOR 20 MINUTES Tough Spongebob

Every year.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, I LEAVE ALL MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING UNTIL..  DECEMBER 24TH. Tough Spongebob

Is Capture+ a boy or a girl

IS CAPTURE+ A BOY OR A GIRL? OBVIOUSLY A GIRL BECAUSE IT WON’T LET YOU FINISH YOUR SENTENCE WITHOUT SUGGESTING OTHER IDEAS Tough Spongebob

Fuck's I Give.

WHAT'S IN MY HAND IS THE AMOUNT OF  HOW MANY FUCK'S I GIVE! Tough Spongebob

gigity josh cockerton

AHHHH MOTHER FUCKER  DOES IT LIKE LIKE  DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK Tough Spongebob

anti patrick

I AM SURE MY FRIEND, PATRICK IS HALF-NAKED..... LITERALLY Tough Spongebob

I'm screwed

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN PREPARING FOR THIS DAY TO COME AND I HAVE HAD NO LUCK IN COMING UP WITH A COUNTER-OFFENSIVE Tough Spongebob