They said

Do I have a basement?

SHOVEL SNOW ON THE WINDOWS THEY SAID SNOW IS A GREAT INSULATOR THEY SAID They said

My life as a college student

BE A CENTURY SCHOLAR MENTOR THEY SAID IT'LL BE FUN THEY SAID They said

Why I couldn't go to the party :(

DROP US THEY SAID WE'LL BE HOME BY 9PM THEY SAID They said

Why oh why...

TAKE A KINESIOLOGY CLASS TO KEEP 12 UNITS AND GET AN EASY

lol life

GET A FACEBOOK THEY SAID YOU WON'T WASTE TIME THEY SAID They said

All C final

AN ALL C FINAL THEY SAID IT WILL BE EASY THEY SAID They said

Run away reaction

FILL IT TO THE BRIM THEY SAID IT WILL TRIPLE THE PRODUCTION THEY SAID They said

My head's killing me D:

HAVE SEX, THEY SAID. ORGASMS HELP ALLEVIATE HEADACHES, THEY SAID. They said

My head's killing me

HAVE SEX, THEY SAID. ORGASMS HELP ALLEVIATE HEADACHES, THEY SAID. They said

Kevin's Friends

THEY'RE REALLY NICE PPL, HE SAID THEY'RE JUST BAKING A TURKEY, HE SAID They said