They said

xtian badfsaf

MOVE TO MISSOURI THEY SAID IT'LL BE AWESOME THEY SAID They said

Hurrikin Hwakim Itellyahwut

Black Monday

INVEST IN INDEXES THEY SAID INDEXES ARE SAFE THEY SAID They said

My day at work

THEY TOLD ME TO MOP THE SERVICE DESK FLOOR  They said

Pogoda kurna

PTFE he said

USE PTFE ON OLIVES HE SAID  STOPS ANY INCIDENTS HE SAID..YEAH RIGHT.! They said

For your inner Viking

TO VALHALLA WE RIDE  They said

Viking tribute

TO VALHALLA WE RIDE!  They said

Your form is long, and you should feel long

FILL OUT THE GIANT FORM, THEY SAID IT'LL BE FUN, THEY SAID They said

Wait, who's a ferry?

VIKING-FEST, THEY SAID HARBOUR FERRY PUB CRAWL, THEY SAID They said