The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always collect data at work but...Wait No, I always collect data at work!

  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always collect data at work but...Wait no, I always collect data at work!

  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always collect data at work but...No wait, I always collect data at work!

  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Frustrating

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH THE LEAFS BUT WHEN I DO  STOP WINNING  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Non-asshats only, please

I DON'T ALWAYS INVITE CO-WORKERS TO MY GOING AWAY PARTY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT AN IMBECILE THAT I LOOK FORWARD TO NEVER SEEING AGAIN The Most Interesting Man In The World

LOSING THE FLEET LIKE GUSTY

I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE MY FLEET BUT WHEN I DO, PEOPLE CALL ME GUSTY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fishy fish

I DON'T ALWAYS FISH BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AT THE MAVERICK CAFE ON FRIDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

What the what

I DON'T ALWAYS GET LOW-SEVERITY ILLNESSES BUT WHEN I DO, I PREFER MDLIVE TO THE ER  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Just a multi millionaire hay farmer.

I DON'T ALWAYS WORK A HAY FARM, BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE AN EXPRESSWAY EVENTUALLY RUNS THROUGH IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Always STAAR

I DON'T ALWAYS  The Most Interesting Man In The World