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I don't always drink

I DONT ALWAYS DRINK BUT WHEN I DO, I NEVER GIVE ANY TO ZION. The Most Interesting Man In The World

FROM ME TO U WITH LOVE

I DONT OFTEN THREATEN ANYONE BUT WEN I DO HURT MY DAUGHTER AGAIN AND U WILL BE LOOKING DOWN THE BARREL OF A 202 The Most Interesting Man In The World

winning at losing

I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE MY JOB, BUT WHEN I DO... I GET THREE NEW ONES BY DAWN.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink beer

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO I FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Have you always been an asshole?

I DON'T ALWAYS CALL PEOPLE ASSHOLES BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FOR PEOPLE LIKE THIS The Most Interesting Man In The World

hot lunch

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hi wtf

ISN'T ALREADY YES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Kiss the Cook

I DON'T ALWAYS COOK BUT, WHEN I DO, IT'S NOT VERY GOOD The Most Interesting Man In The World

No Susie Home-maker

I DON'T ALWAYS COOK BUT, WHEN I DO, IT'S NOT VERY GOOD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Under the Jumbotron

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO THE NASCAR ALL-STAR RACE BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WITH THE GUN CLUB CREW. The Most Interesting Man In The World