The Most Interesting Man In The World

Friday Deploy

I DON'T ALWAYS DEPLOY 2 PROJECTS AT ONCE BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE IT IS ON FRIDAY AT 5:00 The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always date girls but when I do

I DON'T ALWAYS DATE GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO THEY HAVE STD'S  The Most Interesting Man In The World

The most interesting Tracy in the world! =)

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY /CELEBRATE PEOPLE'S BIRTHDAYS  BUT WHEN I DO - ITS FOR YOU TRACY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!   The Most Interesting Man In The World

Disgruntled about Work

I'M NOT ALWAYS DISGRUNTLED BUT WHEN I AM IT'S USUALLY ABOUT WORL The Most Interesting Man In The World

Boss Man

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH MY BOSS A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE HE DETERMINES MY MERIT INCREASE The Most Interesting Man In The World

sorry to be funny

SO SORRY YOU ACTED LIKE I BUSTED YOUR BALOON The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T USUALLY THANK UNDERLINGS BUT THIS TIME I DO THANK YOU, CLERK, FOR ALLOWING MY OFFICE TO GET A THOROUGH CLEANING The Most Interesting Man In The World

Aimens story

I DONT ALWAYS CALL U FAT BUT WHEN I DO I CALL U BLACK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Every Day at the Airport

I DON'T ALWAYS FLY, BUT WHEN I DO... I'M A DICK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Rebecca Birthday

I DON'T OFTEN WISH REBECCA HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ON FACEBOOK The Most Interesting Man In The World