The Most Interesting Man In The World

As a Sounders Fan...

I DON'T ALWAYS ROOT FOR REAL SALT LAKE BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE BEATING PORTSCUM IN THE PLAYOFFS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

As a Sounders Fan...

I DON'T ALWAYS ROOT FOR REAL SALT LAKE BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE CRUSHING PORTSCUM IN THE PLAYOFFS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Guess who

I DONT ALWAYS SEE SNOW BUT WHEN I DO I FREAK OUT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Theo Winter

I DON'T ALWAYS CREATE A MONOPOLY BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE NO ONE CAN ENTER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Lost remote problems

I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE MY TV REMOTE BUT WHEN I DO I TRICK MYSELF INTO CLEANING THE WHOLE ROOM TO FIND IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Do what I want

I RATHER DO WHAT I WANT IN SERVICE THAN LIVE BY THE 12 TRADITIONS (CAUSE DISUNITY AND PUT MY PERSONALITY BEFORE WHATS BEST) The Most Interesting Man In The World

12 Traditions

I DON'T ALWAY FOLLOW THE TRADITIONS BUT WHEN I THINK I AM I JUST JUSTIFY IT WITH WHAT I BELIEVE IN The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't

I WON'T ALWAYS HAVE THE DESIRE TO USE BUT FOR NOW I'LL KEEP COMING BACK UNTIL I DON'T The Most Interesting Man In The World

shitfaced classy events

I DON'T ALWAYS GET SHITFACED AT CLASSY EVENTS, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S WHEN THERE'S AN OPEN BAR. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Tony Homo

I DON'T ALWAYS ROOT FOR THE SAINTS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AGAINST THAT FAGGOT TONY HOMO The Most Interesting Man In The World