The Most Interesting Man In The World

For Linda

I DON'T ALWAYS VENT ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE GIRLS SCOUTS CRY The Most Interesting Man In The World

deal with it

I DONT ALWAYS DEAL WITH IT  BUT WHEN I DO I WEAR DEAL WITH IT SUNGLASSES The Most Interesting Man In The World

bacon yoi

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT PEMALE BACON OVER BACON... BUT WHEN I DO, I PUT BACON ON MY PEMALE BACON. The Most Interesting Man In The World

most interesting man on a roof

I DONT ALWAYS TELL A MOTHERFUCKER TO CHATA... BUT WHEN I DO ITS NORMALLY TIM GOETHE OR RYAN MELVILLE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always Burn Halo

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE A LOOK AT THE FACE IN THE MIRROR BUT WHEN I DO, I'M NOT ANOTHER BITCH IN A MAGAZINE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always listen to the radio But when I do, old and repetitive songs play

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO THE RADIO BUT WHEN I DO, OLD AND REPETITIVE SONGS PLAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Black Arrow Bitcoin Miners my Ass!

I DON'T USUALLY CONCERN MYSELF WITH TIME ZONES... BUT, MST FASCINATES THE SHIT OUTTA ME! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Riding problems

I DON'T ALWAYS HATE RIDING PLEASURE HORSES  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECUASE I JUST RODE A BARREL HORSE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Candy Crush

I DON'T ALWAYS WANT TO THROW MY COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE I CAN'T BEAT A LEVEL ON CANDY CRUSH The Most Interesting Man In The World

KISS my Dos Equis

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO KISS BUT WHEN I DO, SO DO THE NEIGHBORS The Most Interesting Man In The World