The Most Interesting Man In The World

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Storm Work

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR PAC BOOTS AT WORK, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ON DOUBLE TIME. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Kellie Ronske

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Este hijo de puta no sabe lo que hace

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Prom proposal

I DON'T ALWAYS ASK ALEXIE TO PROM 2.0, BUT WHEN I DO I HOPE SHE SAYS YES. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Douche Lead Guitarist

I DON'T ALWAYS TRY TO WRITE ALL OF THE SONGS FOR THE ALBUM... BUT, WHEN I DO... I MAKE SURE TO FILL AS MUCH SPACE WITH SQUEALS, PALM MUTED ARTIFICIAL HARMONIC SWEEPS AND OVER PLAYED ZAKK WYLDE B.S. AS POSSIBLE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't often fall to the ground. But when I do, I tuck and roll.

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Dustpan Snow Shovel

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BIRTHDAY GIRL!!

I DONT ALWAYS GET VICKY F&%^$D UP BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S HER BIRTHDAY!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dustpan Snow Shovel

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