The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS COMMENT ON MOMMY BLOGS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE DOING EVERYTHING WRONG AND I HAVE TO TELL THEM! The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DONT ALWAYS SHARE ANTI GOVERNMENT NEWS ARTICLES ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T ACTUALLY READ THEM FIRST. The Most Interesting Man In The World

MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD AL-KARIM

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO POTENTATES BALLS, BUT WHEN I DO I ALWAYS DO SUMTHIN WITH THE NOBLES OF AL-KARIM The Most Interesting Man In The World

Getting out of Saudi

I DON'T ALWAYS WANT TO LEAVE A MIDDLE EASTERN DESERT BUT, WHEN I DO I WANT TO LEAVE IT NOW. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS OWN PEOPLE  BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S TOM TAIT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Neon Lights reference

I DON'T ALWAYS SEE NEON LIGHTS BUT WHEN I DO, I SEE NOTHING BUT A WHORE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always look at shoes

I DON'T ALWAYS LOOK AT SHOES.. BUT WHEN I DO, I LOOK AT MY HOMIE, AND SLOWLY SAY, SHOOOOOOEEEEESSSSS The Most Interesting Man In The World

You may think I am interesting

YOU MAY THINK I AM INTERESTING BUT... YOU HAVE NEVER MET BOB! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I am not the most interesting man

 AND IT'S NOT BOB EITHER! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Vote for Loudermilk

I DONT ALWAYS VOTE FOR CONGRESS BUT WHEN I DO, I VOTE MICHAEL LOUDERMILK The Most Interesting Man In The World