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Kiss a girl

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I dont always treat my woman like carpet

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I ALWAYS WIN!

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My woman and flooring!

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EDEKA supermarket-supergeil

I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE GERMAN COMMERCIALS BUT WHEN I DO I CHUCKLE.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

No offense to telemarketers

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MEG DOESNT ALWAYS TAKE THE LAST DART BUT WHEN SHE DOES ,

The most misfortunate man in the world.

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I don't always

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