The Most Interesting Man In The World

I may be the only copy of our text book they ever read

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Got to keep them coming back

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Laura Carter

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Damn this generation of shitty music

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class meme

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO DEAF PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO, I END MY SENTENCE WITH

Flashing for the intrepid

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Plenty of Fishies

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I don't always win at Wordy

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